The Fan Test

So if you passed my original test and you are a legitimate sports fan, it's now time for you to take my second test. This time, there are no questions for you to answer.
You are simply about to learn what type of fan you are.
Fan Type #1 - Most Annoying Guy EVER

Favourite teams include: Montreal Canadiens, New York Yankees, Boston Celtics

Favourite saying: "How many championships has your team won? Talk to me when you have 20 banners hanging from your rafters."
Favourite hobbies: Buying CDs from music stores in the mall and relishing the way life used to be.
Fan Type #2 - Mr. New-Found Confidence
Favourite teams: Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots

Favourite saying: "How many championships has your team won in the last five years?"
Favourite hobbies: Pretending that everything before the turn of the millennium (especially the year 1986) never happened.
Fan Type #3 - The Eternal Pessimist
Favourite teams: Chicago Cubs, Toronto Maple Leafs, Detroit Lions

Favourite Saying: "I just want to see one championship before I die."
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Favourite Hobbies: Searching for Amelia Earhart's body, voting for the NDP in federal elections and participating in a number of other pointless endeavors.
Fan Type #4 - The Eternal Optimist
Favourite teams: Houston Astros, Ottawa Senators, Utah Jazz,
Favourite Saying: "Our window to win a championship has not closed."
Favourite Hobbies: Digging up statistics to show how your team has won more regular season games than any other franchise since 1998.
Fan Type #5 - The Bandwagon Jumper From the early 1990s
Favourite teams: Chicago Bulls, Atlanta Braves, Dallas Cowboys
Favourite Saying: "I just don't have the time to cheer for my teams now that I have a wife and two kids."
Favourite hobbies: Secretly cheering for the new wave of bandwagon teams, including the Cleveland Cavaliers and Pittsburgh Penguins.
Fan Type #6 - Mr. Dull
Favourite teams: New Jersey Devils, San Antonio Spurs, Florida Marlins
Favourite Saying: "It's not boring when it's your team winning the title."
Favourite Hobbies: Eating vanilla ice cream while watching the National Paint Drying Championships from Brandon, Manitoba.

Fan Type #7 - Mr. Intimidation
Favourite teams: Oakland Raiders, Philadelphia Flyers
Favourite Saying: "We have the toughest fans, so don't even think about wearing a visiting jersey to our stadium."
Favourite Hobbies: Wearing black and talking tough to female co-workers while failing to point out you haven't World Cup Soccer Jersey won a championship in a quarter-century.